Virgin stole my Oscars

We all know that yesterday (well, this morning if you live in the UK) was Oscar time. I, being the movie nerd I am sat up to watch it from one thirty. I set the recorder just in case I fell asleep. Okay, so I'm watching the Oscars Javier has won best supporting actor, the Coens have won best screenplay and I'm simply beaming. As the show goes on I type my summary article for Helium, that's dedication for you. Anyhoo, they're announcing the best cinematography (and Cameron Diaz can't pronounce it), I quickly write down that the expected winner is Roger Deakins and guess what happens. The TV says that the channel is off air. Damn you Virgin Media. I didn't get to see Daniel Day-Lewis or the Coens accept their Oscars. It’s not like Sky movies comes off air at 4 because, on Sky Movies Drama, The Departed was still on. Branson, my opinion of you isn’t getting any better.

Oscars Summary

The carpet's out, the stars made up and the winners pre-decided. That's right, the 80th Academy awards have finally come our way. We were unsure as to whether there would even be a ceremony; there was, and it was splendid. Each year, the ceremony gets bigger and this year was not exception.

Naturally, we open with a few jokes with our host, John Stewart. No topic was ignored he touched on the writer's strike, the election and the increasing darkness of the academy.

Achievement In Costume Design
Presented by Jennifer Garner the award had many impressive designers, the classic French work for Vie En La Rose, the period piece, Atonement. Alexandra Byrne won her first Oscar for Elizabeth: The Golden Age. Previously, Byrne had been nominated for Hamlet.

George Clooney gives us a short intro about notable moments in Oscar history showcasing a plethora of key moments. This is the first of many montages featured throughout the ceremony including a tribute to bad dreams (included solely as a joke of course).

Best Animated Feature
Anne Hathaway and Stave Carrel, naturally entertaining presented the award. It was the film everyone expected to win, Ratatouille by Brad Bird.

Achievement in Make-Up
And the award goes toNorbit, only joking. The Oscar was won for the amazing work put into La Vie En La Rose by Didier Lavergne and Jan Archibald. It took great effort to convincing turn Marion Cotillard into Edith Piaf.

Achievement of Visual Effects
The award went to Michael Fink, Bill Westenhofer, Ben Morris and Trevor Wood for the Golden Compass.

Achievement in Art Direction
Many impressive works were in the category, the grim and fantastical Sweeny Todd, the classic, Atonement and the magical Golden Compass. The Oscar went to Dante Ferretti (Art Direction); Francesca Lo Schiavo (Set Decoration) for Sweeny Todd

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role
The first acting award of the ceremony this was one of the awards everyone thought they knew the winner would be. The predictions were correct and Javier Bardem won his Oscar for his role as the psychopathic and terrifying Anton Chigurh. Included in his speech were a few phrases in Spanish for his mother.

Best Live Action Short Film
Presented by Owen Wilson was one of the lesser awards. The Oscar goes to Le Mozart Des Pickpockets (The Mozart of Pickpockets) a tale about two crooks who take a young mute boy into their care.

Best Animated Short Film
The Oscar went to Peter and the Wolf by Suzie Templeton and Hugh Welchman.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role
This is most certainly one of the more unsure awards. Many had their eye on Cat Blanchette for I'm Not There. As predicted by the BAFTAs Tilda Swinton won the ward for her role in George Clooney's Michael Clayton.

Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published
On of the awards that we weren't sure about the winner, the nominees all seemed to have an equal chance. The Coen Brothers took their first award for No Country For Old Men based on the novel by Cormac McCarthy.

Best Sound Editing
Karen Baker Landers and Per Hallberg took the award for best sound edition for the swift and cool, The Bourne Ultimatum

Achievement in Sound Mixing
Another sound award for the Bourne Ultimatum taken by Scott Millan, David Parker and Kirk Francis.

Best Actress in a Leading Role
This award was bit of a wildcard; the winner became less and less clear as time passed. Although the BAFTAs were right again, surprisingly, the award went to Marion Cotillard for her unrecognisable performance as Edith Piaf in La Vie En La Rose.

Achievement in Film Editing
Yet another award for the Bourne Ultimatum. Christopher Rouse won the award for achievement in film editing.

Best Foreign Language Film
The films within the foreign language category were more certainly not the most well-known foreign language films of the year. The award went to the Austrian film, The Counterfeiters set during World War Two.

Best Original Song
Although nominated for three of the five films with the best song category fail to win any awards for enchanted. The winners were for the song "Falling Slowly" in Once.

Achievement in Cinematography
There was a strong consensus that Roger Deakins would win the best cinematography for either The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford or No Country for Old Men. As they say, the best things come to those who wait and after 7 nominations Roger Deakins finally won the Oscar for No Country For Old Men.

Best Documentary Feature
For the dark documentary centred around an Afghan taxi driver beaten to death in U.S. military the award went to Alex Gibney and Eva Orner for Taxi to the Dark Side.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role
Guess. The award everyone was 99.99% sure about the winner. Shock, horror (!) Daniel Day Lewis wins his second Oscar for is powerful role as Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood.

Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
As time went on, people gained more and more faith in Juno, an arguably small film. Like Sidney Lumet said about actors there are also no small films and the award deserving went to Diablo Cody, writer of Juno.

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original Score)
The second academy award nomination for Dario Marianelli who won it for the grand score for Atonement.

Achievement in directing
The first directing team to win this coveted Oscar since 1961; the crowd goes wild as Joel and Ethan Coen received the award for No Country for Old Men.

Best motion picture of the year
The big one. A reward received by such films as In the Heat of the Night and The Godfather, the ultimate reward for any filmmaker. This was the fourth award of the evening for No Country For Old Men.

It was clearly No Country for Old Men's Night it received some of the most prestigious awards in the film industry. Not so lucky films were Atonement nominated for seven award and There Will Be Blood, nominated for eight awards. Each received one award.